On November 13th, I had a gum graft. I had one tooth whose root was exposed so the doctor took a bit off the roof of my mouth and put it under the gum on top of this tooth. It wasn't a huge procedure but apparently, I am hilarious under anesthesia.
Here's how it went down...
I took Friday off so I could have the weekend to recover. The periodontist told me that it would be painful and it would be a good idea to have some time off to recover. Bryan drove me to the office in the morning and waited for me while I had the procedure done.
They checked out temperatures at the office and then took us back to the room. Bryan stayed with me while they did the initial stuff. The doctor put the IV in my hand and then he laid the chair back. Bryan left at this point. The doctor told me he would give me something to relax before he gave me the "good stuff." I remember breathing deeply and then the next thing I remember is sitting on the couch in our house and Bryan handing me some strawberry yogurt (which confused me because I knew we didn't have strawberry yogurt). Anyway, I ate the yogurt and the next thing I remember was waking up at 1:30 in the afternoon. I walked down the hall and Courtney was in the office doing her online class. She asked how I was doing and I said "That was a heavenly nap" and she erupted in giggles. Okay, whatever. Then I texted Bryan because I wasn't in pain and the doctor told me that I would be in pain so I wondered if he had given me any pain medication. He said he hadn't, so I took some Tylenol and sat back down.
When Bryan got home that afternoon he told me...the rest of the story.
Apparently, I was with it enough when we left the doctor's office to have conversations with the nurses but he was a bit concerned that they were letting me leave when I was pretty out of it. We needed to pick up my prescription so Bryan drove to Walmart and, leaving the car running because it was cold, he ran in to get the prescription. They told him it would be about 30 minutes so he went back to the car to wait with me. I was out of it and hadn't moved, or so he thought. He waited until it was ready, went back in, got the prescription, and then we headed home.
A little bit into the drive he heard me sigh and say "That was a heavenly nap. Now I understand why Michael Jackson had them put him under to sleep at night. How did the doctor say the procedure went?" Bryan would respond that the doctor said everything went well.
A few minutes later Bryan heard me sigh and say "That was a heavenly nap. Now I understand why Michael Jackson had them put him under to sleep at night. How did the doctor say the procedure went?" Bryan assured me that everything went well.
A few minutes later Bryan again heard me sigh and say "That was a heavenly nap. Now I understand why Michael Jackson had them put him under to sleep at night. How did the doctor say the procedure went?" He, once again, assured me that everything went well.
A few minutes later Bryan heard me sigh and decided to head me off at the pass. He said "Was that a heavenly nap? Is there something you have to say about Michael Jackson? The doctor said everything went well." He's a smart guy.
I guess this went on the entire drive home. I don't remember walking in the house but Courtney said I walked in the house, kicked off my shoes, and collapsed (Courtney said it was "dramatically) on the couch. Bryan said he asked me what I wanted and I said I wanted strawberry yogurt, so he went to the store to get me some. When he came back, he gave me the yogurt (something I actually remember!).
Then Bryan went to work while Courtney did her online class and I slept.
The next day I was checking the photo roll on my camera and found this...
Apparently, I wasn't asleep the entire time Bryan was in Walmart getting my prescription. I am so glad I didn't decide to drive myself home because that would have been really bad.
We had a good laugh about the pictures and what had happened while I was out of it. I hate having holes in my memory!
My graft has healed well and didn't have any pain, which was really weird. I did have some bruising on my cheek so I decided to start wearing a mask at work instead of a shield so I could cover it up. But it's all good now.
What an adventure. I'm glad I can bring amusement to my family! Ethan was laughing so hard when we told him the story the next Tuesday when he called. So funny!!