Fun Facts

Here are some fun facts that I have learned today:

1. And adult cleaning a toilet takes the same amount of time as a 2-year-old to color the white faux wood blinds in the living room with a bright blue crayon.
2. A heart attack is something brought on by entering the living room to see a 2-year-old coloring your white faux wood blinds a bright blue color with her crayon while standing on a chair so she could "reach up high."
3. A 2-year-old caught coloring the white faux wood blinds in the living room with a bright blue crayon throws a temper tantrum for approximately 5 minutes because she is upset she got caught, not because she feels bad about it because "Mom, they're pretty now."
4. It takes a mom and a 2-year-old approximately 2 minutes to wipe all the bright blue crayon off the white faux wood blinds in the living room.
5. A smart 6-year-old stays in his room until the storm has passed. ;)

Luckily for Courtney the blinds are kid-proof and the crayon came right off.